Noah Arkinson

Profile
Name (Age): Noah Arkinson (36)

Tribe Designation: Kangri

Current Residence: Concord, North Carolina

Occupation: Pizza Delivery Guy

Personal Claim to Fame: Being popular in high school was a big achievement for me, everyone noticed me and I was sort of the Oracle of my year, everything gravitated around me.

Inspiration in Life: Nothing, I feel like having inspirations is like saying I worship you. I worship no-one, everyone is supposed to worship me and that's the bottom line.

Hobbies: Weightlifting, being popular.

Pet Peeves: Nerds, they just sit around thinking they're all clever and all this and they go around saying we're bullies. Sorry if you're not part of our crew and you don't understand the meaning "banter". Yeesh.

3 Words to Describe You: Bullish, popular, good-looking.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: It's going to have to be Jean-Robert. He was such a lad and took everything with a pinch of salt. That Courtney was just one of those skinny nerds who needed a good Sunday roast down her.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: So I can show the world how this game is supposed to be played, with lies, deceit and most of all absolute chaos! It's just like dating a girl.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: The people around me will look after me and do my every deed, nobody will ever cross me and even animals cross the road at the sight of me.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I'm aggressive, popular and good-looking. I have the qualities to get the male and females to magnetize towards me. It's just so simple!